Excess

G1: Girl one
G2: Girl two
B1: Boy one

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G1: No seriously, none of us are actually sluts. Seriously.
G2: ....Oookay, when did it become 'let me lie to myself day'?

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B1: Let's think of your Work Experience.
G1: Third, and fourth mostly.
B1: Log to the Base three and four.
G1: Natural Log.
B1: Banana eating.
G1: Hold on, my food's...come.
B1: Oh let it be it just came, it must be hot, talk for now.

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G1: No, dude! I can't talk to him tonight! I tell him everything!
G2: So?
G1: I can't tell him I jacked off, man!
G2: Why would that even com-
G1: I'm sure it'll COME UP!

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G1: I watched Black Swan. Good movie.
G2: Yeah, sexy movie.
G1: Yeah jeez, lesbian love scene? ZOMG. Best ever.
G2: Totally.
G1: See now, that's exactly why I want to be a lesbian. So I can be in that position.

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