She: *says something marginally funny*
Me: Hahahaha, HAHAHA. You see what I just did there? I gave a fake laugh at first but then I realized what you'd said was actually funny so I actually started laughing.
She: HAHAHA that should be someone's Facebook status!
Me: I'm off Facebook but I think I ought to reactivate Just so that I can put it as my facebook status!
She: HAHAHAHA that should be someone's Facebook status!
Me: Hahahahaha this is funny it's totally going on my blog.
She: That should be someone's Facebook status!
(Sigh. Maybe not now, but last night, at one o clock in the morning, while doing economics, it gives you quite a kick.)
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Me: I was telling somebody about how awesome you are at quizzing-
He: Na uh, we don't use variables in our conversations.
Me: No, I really don't remember whom I was talking to.
He: Ah ok.
*later*
Me: You know, girls don't usually like wearing underwear or bras at night because it's more comfortable that way.
He: We don't use variables in our conversations!
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Another He: This really hilarious thing happened that day in tuition. Really fucking funny.
Me: Oh joy, tell me
He: Haha, anyway so this teacher was saying...
Me: Hmm.
He: *yakkity*yakkity*yak*
Me: Hmm.
He: *yakkity*yakkity*yak*.
Me: Hmm, yeah.
He: .....
Me: Hmm, yeah, I know.
He: .....
Me: Hmm, yeah, yeah.
He: .....
Me: Hmm, yeah, yeah.
He: The fuck are you doing?
Me: Hmmm- What?
He: I'm not even talking!
Me: :-S
Me: :-S
^New heights of not paying attention when someone talks.
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LOL, looks like you were talking to Popat. Repeating all the same lines for everything. :P
ReplyDeleteGive Sarthak some constant, he doesn't code in variable environment.
And well...
:P
Blasphemous Aesthete
Damn. I forgot to tell you. Check my blog! You got an award! :D
ReplyDeleteThat's not what happened you lying loser!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is PRECISELY what happened you deluded psychopath.
ReplyDeletewhy is all of this in bold ?
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise it is?
ReplyDeleteAlso, thanks for your valuable comments : D