Rubin

You make me laugh in ways no one can, and no one will Ever understand. Ever. 
You are my very own jackass. 
You're such an animal..that you're more human than anyone I know. 
You sleep 20 hours a day, and the other four you watch me eat, and eat yourself. 
But, awake or asleep, you're the only being in my life whose existence I've always been thankful for. 

Every little move you make,
Every breath you take,
Every plate you break,
Every snore you fake,
Every time you trip and fall,
Every time you make a hole in a ball,
Every time you ignore my call,
Every time, everything, I love it all.

You're beautiful.
You're so bloody perfect. 
People think you can't read, but I know, that sitting on my lap right now, you can read every word.

I LOVE YOU, RUBIN : D


You piss me off SO much sometimes. I think I've even abused in Hindi around you. 
You get embarrassed if I change while you're in the room.
Just today morning, you were chasing a shadow of your tiny tail that was showing on the ceiling. 
I don't know you became such an adorable fool but GOD am I thankful that you did.
"Maybe you were born with it, maybe it's Maybelline"
Didi painted one of your nails red, didn't she?


Your poses are CLASSIC.
You are the most photographed dog in the history of the world.

That's just one of them.

The best thing is when I'm lying down, and I'm feeling a little cold, and then (after much persuasion) you come and lie down with me, and the cold vanishes. You don't lie down near me, you lie down ON me- you push me off the bed just a tad, and settle in nice and warm- with your neck on my face and whiskers too.

It's been a whole year since I've had my phone, and despite how much I'm addicted to taking pictures of people (mainly myself but you get the drift), you are the majority of my photographed content. 70-30, I'd say.

The best thing about you is how you behave in real life. I wish I could show people how adorable you are and how MANIC you are and how UNCONTROLLABLE you are - seriously, the only reason my parents worry when I take you for a walk at 11 at night is that you might pull yourself away, always '(rubin's) safety first'- and how MUCH YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.

Maybe one day I'll learn how to put up videos and actually do that.
I haven't even put up enough photos of you yet. Give it some time. Slowly, you guys might actually see what he is for real.

Oh, and by the way, if you go anywhere without me, especially to a place from where return is impossible, my life will come to an end.

"I will follow you into the dark."