One of my two best friends: You know, I was thinking, I don’t think this whole college thing is going to be so bad.
Me: What? You mean the admissions part of it?
Her: Oh no, that’s going to suck come what may.
Me: Amen to that.
Her: No, I meant the whole ‘making friends’ bit. I don’t think it’s going to suck that much. I mean, if I did it before, I can do it again.
Me: Yeah, totally. If I’ve lost friends before, I’m sure I can do it again.
**
(On being denied entry into a movie at three different counters at two different cinema halls because we’re in school uniform, and because the movie is adult, and we have no ID proof to prove we’re above eighteen, which my friend Sonia, actually is)
Me: What the FUCK MAN.
Her: I’m in shock. I’m in shock. This is fucking ridiculous. What the fuck? This is so embarrassing. Please don’t tell anyone about this.
Me: I agree (thinking about posting about it on my blog). This is fucking fucked up shit.
Her: This sucks so much.
Me: You know what I think we should do? I think we should go home, pop a DVD into the player and watch it to get back at these mother fuckers, because there is no effing way I’m not watching a movie today.
Her: How the fuck would they know we’re getting back at them, man?
*Silence*
Me: I’ll put it as my facebook status.
**
(She is too sleepy to get up and get me something to drink or eat)
Me: Oh COME ON. If you were at my house I would NEVER starve you.
Her: Starve? I JUST fed you.
Me: HA. Fed me? I paid for like two thirds of the bill.
Her: You ATE two thirds of the bill.
**
Me: Yeah, so she sent me this poem sort of thing that she’d written because she wanted my approval. I thought it was desperate and haphazard and typical.
Her: Oh.
Me: Yeah. So when she came online I told her it awesome and that she should publish it.
Hahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAll of them are Epic. Laughed out Loud on all.
Haha...:D
ReplyDeleteOh.
HAHAHHAH.
:D
Who are you talking about in the last one..??
Ah! You brought back memories of my last few days at school!
ReplyDeleteFacebook seems to be a viable option to tell those loosers that they lost it, even though they tried hard. :P
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Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete
Its frustrating when you're not allowed in a theater if you're in your uniform. Been there, felt that.
ReplyDeleteSarthak. You know how funny I am. Neither of us should be surprised by that :)
ReplyDeleteShreya. You know that too lol. And, it wasn't a girl don't you worry. It was actually a guy, but I thought I should say it was a guy just in case he decided to read my blog.
TBC, you haven't been here in ages. It's good to have you back, and I'm glad this post had that effect.
ReplyDeleteBA, face to face FTW :) And thanks for the desi compliments.
Meher, thanks for the empathy.